Sigh... P.etrosky, you made me do it...

Chorus:
The power of the admin is as such
To move his men from forums nigh to yon.
The drama Clint desires is given hence
And Steve has forums twice as much as he.
Beware the power born to such a king
Who changes words that Dugan seems to think
Are precious gems and uttered with aplomb
Then Gross insults his undeserving mom.

[Enter Smithy]

Smithy
Hello, what beauty graces us this day
Methinks perchance some drama I'll obtain.
Oh, Gross!

[Enter Gross]

Gross
 ... My Clint? Oh can it be for truth?

Smithy
Aye, Yes, It's me forsooth. I pray thee well.

Gross
'Tis so.

[Enter Dugan]
....My Gross, thou doest well I hope?

Gross
Thy mom, I doest best!

Smithy
...Well played my friend!

[Smithy and Gross high-five]

Gross
So Dugan, I presume you have intent.
What dost thou adorn us with today?

Dugan
Anon, I post a conversation here.
Surprise is just, and uttered I a cry
Upon the learning Steve of Phares is gay.
The conversation goes a lot like this:

"Alas, but I reveal the truth of mine
Upon the screen of this computer thine
My gayness hidden, now it is revealed.
I wish your mom a man, her nanner peeled!"

[Enter Steve of Phares, upstage, hidden]

Steve of Phares
[aside]
Methinks his posting leaves to much to bare.
The Flor'da sun must bore down into brain.
With ease and grace I nimb'ly change the words
Embarrass Dugan once or twice again!

[Phares changes the post]

Smithy
Did you say that you were very gay?

Gross
I'm sure he said it, lo, it is that way.

Dugan
Not so, I said the Steve of Phares
Has posted such a message to my screen!
It was a quote, I tell you I shall seek
Revenge upon the one who changed the post!

[Dugan sees Steve of Phares, stabs him]

Steve of Phares
Hark, I bleed for humor's sake and thine
That thou mightst laugh at his expense!
But now I will fall into eternal slump
But first I gotta go and take a dump.

[Steve of Phares taketh a grumpy, then expires.]

Dugan
Dude, you're fired.

Gross
I weilded power from above it's true
Now meaningless it seems in light of death.

Smithy
His feelings hurt, we often did ignore
And now I cry "That D*** Alumni Board!"

[Smithy jots that down on a scroll full of "movie ideas."]

Gross
Anon, that is the final straw to bear!

Smithy
And I agree that you have crossed the line!
Now Gross and I will kill you, too.  We must!

Gross
And I will surely make your mother mine!

[Gross and Smithy stab Dugan.]

Dugan
You guys suck.

Chorus:
The tale of men of power endeth here
With blood of friends spilled simply due to words
Now Steve is pushing up the daisys here
and he is fertilizing them with turds.

[Exuent]